长的帅的挣钱少
挣钱多的不顾家
顾家的没出息
有出息的不浪漫
浪漫的靠不住
靠得住的又窝囊
女人漂亮的不下厨房
下厨房的不温柔
温柔的没主见
有主见的没女人味
有女人味的乱花钱
不乱花钱的不时尚
时尚的不放心
放心的没法看
老婆是电视
情人是手机
在家看电视
出门带手机
破产卖电视
发财换手机
偶尔看电视
整天玩手机
电视终身不收费
手机欠费就停机
---------我的补充---------
相当电视的手机不是好手机
装糊涂的电视才是好电视
手机一定想当电视
电视一台也不糊涂
即使当了电视的手机，也只是另一台电视
所以可以换手机，绝不能换电视
当手机拼命要当电视时，换机
当电视发现了手机时， 死机
手机越新越好，电视原装的好
电视是电视， 手机是手机
多少光鲜艳丽的手机过后，最终还是一台朴实无华的电视
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问题：电视好？手机好？
30的男人正在学坏
抱着同一代唱着同样的爱
40的男人已经学坏
抱着下一代唱着迟来的爱
50的男人最坏
抱着第三代唱糊涂的爱
做女人一定要经得起谎言,受得起敷衍,忍得住欺骗,忘得了承诺
宁愿相信这世上有鬼,也不能相信男人那张破嘴~~~
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